Siri – ously?

Siri-ously?

You would think that Siri should be one of the best innovations of all time. Wrong! This women is Siri – ously flawed. Now don’t jump on my case for being chauvinistic! If Siri were named Larry, he/she would still be responsible for occasionally driving me insane. The only saving grace may be some valuable communication lessons we can learn from her/him/it.

When Siri was first introduced I thought:

Certainly she could save lives! Imagine being able to make a call without taking your eyes from the road.

What a time saver! No need to hunt down a number from your contacts to make a call. Just say the name and wait for her to dial the number.

Finally a woman that understands me! These things might be true if Siri could hear, understand English, or respond to correction. She can do none of the above. Case in point.

On my way to meet my wife in Colorado I speak into my Iphone,

“Call Cabin”

Siri responds, “Do you wish to call Cabin or Cabin?”

My body tenses as I repeat with meticulous articulation and increasing volume,

“Call Caaabinn!”

Siri responds. “Call Cabin or Cabin?”

I find myself almost screaming now.

“What part of Caaabinn don’t you understand?”

To which Siri responds, “I don’t see ‘Uncle Stan’ in your contacts. Do you wish to call aunt Ruth?”

My eyes have never left the road. My hands have never left the wheel but I almost run into the guy in front of me because I can only see red. It takes me a while to realize I am yelling at someone who cannot hear me. Siri doesn’t exist.

One more illustration and then my point.

I was archery hunting with in Colorado, quietly sneaking up on an unsuspecting elk. The elk turned to look my way. I dived beneath some tall sage brush so that the animal would not see me, and evidently pushed something on my phone.  This is the sound that echoed through the still morning air.

“Siri is unavailable, please connect to the internet.”

I peeked up over the sage brush to discover that the elk was unavailable too.

Walking back home, I wondered if I would ever have the chance to meet Siri. I just want to speak with her for a few minutes to help with her communication skills. Here’s what I would say to her. The same simple principles will work for your interpersonal communication.

  • Know when to keep quiet and know when to speak.
  • Do not speak when I am sneaking up on an elk.
  • Please answer the question I ask rather than the one you wish I had asked.
  • Listen before you speak.

One of the most frustrating aspects technology is that we are often connected to machines that do not listen. Unfortunately the same is often true when communicating with flesh and blood humans.

Use common sense! Someone programmed Siri to answer the most trivial of questions. Tell her that you love her and she will respond with candor, “Oh, you probably say that to all the girls.” But they did not give her the brain power to call my cabin.

I would love to hear stories of you interactions with Siri and or miscommunications you have experience in real life…. Siri-ously!

Please note: I reserve the right to delete comments that are offensive or off-topic.

  • Darcy.

    I was doing a 25km charity walk with a friend a few weeks ago and his wife sent me a message asking how we were going. I used the voice to text button instead of trying to type the message out while we were walking. The message asked how long we still had to go. I said, “about 5kms to go.” I found out that day Siri can have a foul mouth. Siri translated my voice to text with, “about f***er to go.” WOW! I didn’t think my voice was that unclear. She can be helpful when she wants, and horrible when she doesn’t.

    • http://www.kendavis.com/ Ken Davis

      One of my facebook friends tells of Siri teaching her children that word. I tried to encourage friends to bring there own thing to a party at our house. She translated thing as thong, now I am considered the perv of the neighborhood.

      Thanks for being a part of the conversation Darcy.

  • http://wisechoicemedia.net Cherilyn Wise

    She also doesn’t understand you when you serenade her. Some people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-0myAuDayM

    • Amy M. Fry

      That serenading Siri was hysterical! Thanks for posting!!!

      • http://www.cherilynwise.com/ Cherilyn Wise

        Thanks, my friend Brody is singing (I’m in the background laughing but trying not to lol)

  • OdentonPTA

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    • http://www.kendavis.com/ Ken Davis

      Short comment but much appreciated. (-;

  • http://OneStepForwardToday.com Bryan Patrick

    The first time I ever used Siri, I asked her to send a message to my wife, who just happened to be in the car right next to me and within ear shot. I said to Siri, “Tell my wife, I love you.” Siri responded by saying, “OK, which wife would you like me to send this message to?”

    Awkward silence ensued.

    Apparently my wife was listed twice in my contacts.

    • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

      That’s hilarious! Well, for us, anyway. You and your wife, maybe not so much.

    • http://www.kendavis.com/ Ken Davis

      Yeah, Right! (-;

  • Amy M. Fry

    Ken, you hit the nail on her/his/its head! And this gender-confused he-she NEEDED that!!!

  • Karol

    During an early morning, 4AM run, I simply ask Siri for Playlist Running so I can listening to music in the stillness of the morning. Imagine my surprise when the sound I heard in my headphone was the ringing of the phone. Evidently, my perfectly clear diction sounded like Call Penny and not Playlist Running. I actually returned to the Apple Store to see if they could load a new, smarter Siri onto my phone but my new Siei is as uninformed as my old one. In the words of Siri, Would you like me to check for that on the Internet? Geesh.

  • Larry

    Siri-ously flawed. I got the Iphone from my work, due to the fact that I’m an over the road trucker. They also provided the headset, now I don’t have an excuse of I can’t answer because I don’t have my headset. The biggest problem is “Siri call (company name). She replies “Sorry I don’t see (company name) in your contacts. The last time I tried GPS Siri wanted me to drive up on some railroad tracks. Uhm, thanks for the suggestion, but I think I’ll keep my semi out on the interstate. I’ll stick to the Rand McNally. The nonsense continues but I’ll keep this post short.