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What are they praying for?
Dog: Please let the boy know how much I love him.
God: Please let the boy know how much I love him.
Boy: Thank you God for my Dog. I love you both.
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Boy: Please let it snow so there’s not school tomorrow
Dog: ZZZZZZ
boy: dear God….Please let Ken Davis put this on his blog.
Dog: Please tell Ken Davis i’m gonna poop on his shoe and make like it was his two other dogs:)
Boy and dog: Just two more cookies…Pleeeeease!
Boy: Please don’t let Fido get sick for eating that peach.
Dog: I wish I hadn’t swallowed the pit.
Boy: Please God let Mom blame the dog for the mess on the carpet…
Dog: Please God let Mom blame the boy for the mess on the carpet…
Boy: God, please help me to be… oooh yuck, what’s that smell?
Dog: God, you know what’s cool? My name backwards is spelled just like yours. Mmmm… what’s that smell?
Boy: Thank you for my dog, and thank you for my Mom and Dad and my house and my ……….on and on and on…..
Dog: Lord pleeeeeeeeeeeease tell him to hurry I’ve got to go out side reeeal baaaaaaaad!
Dear God: Why Cats?
Boy: Dear God, please, please don’t let Mom make meatloaf for dinner anymore!!
Dog: Dear God, please, please let the mom make meatloaf for dinner every night!!
Boy: Thank you God for making me and everything in the whole world, especially my dog.
Dog: Humble, silent woof. Humble silent woof. Humble, silent woof, etc. etc.
Translated: Thank you God for making me and everything in the whole world, especially my boy.
Can I play with him in Heaven some day?
Boy:Thank you,God, for my new dog.
Dog:Thank you,God,that I was adopted by this family and not Michael Vick!
Dog: Thank you God for South Dakota Pheasants to chase!
Boy: Thank you God for mom’s tasty Pheasant stew!
Boy: Dear God, please help me not to wet the bed so that my dog can still sleep in it with me.
Dog: Dear God, please help me not to wet the bed so that I can still sleep here with the boy.
Boy: Dear God, I pray that I remember to put the toilet seat down after I am done, so momma will be happy with me.
Dog: Dear God, please, please please let the boy remember to leave the toilet open so I can get a drink.
Boy: Dear Lord Help mum not to find the frog I placed in my sisters drawer
Dog: Dear Lord Help mum not to find the bone and shoe I place in her drawer.
God: My children and creatures help keep life interesting
I’m not clever enough to fill in the blanks, but I laughed out loud at several, especially the open toilet seat. Fun!
Jessica Ellenberger
Carl Thompson
Bob Lawrence
Boy and Dog:
Thank You, God, for my best friend!
Boy: Dear God, I’ve got a lot of things to pray about tonight, so first I’d like to thank you for being patient with me as I start by praying for each one of my classmates, then each of the United States …
Dog: Dear God, the boy is kneeling on my tail!
Gregory R. Norfleet
Vote for Robin
I like the one by Jessica Ellenberger
Vote for Bob Lawrence
Loved Robin’s Why Cats?!
Oops, I’m sorry, I meant Deanna’s “Why cats?”, not Robin’s.
I loved Robin’s ‘meatloaf’ next best. : – )