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27 thoughts on “What are they praying for?

  1. Boy: Please God let Mom blame the dog for the mess on the carpet…
    Dog: Please God let Mom blame the boy for the mess on the carpet…

  2. Boy: God, please help me to be… oooh yuck, what’s that smell?
    Dog: God, you know what’s cool? My name backwards is spelled just like yours. Mmmm… what’s that smell?

  3. Boy: Thank you for my dog, and thank you for my Mom and Dad and my house and my ……….on and on and on…..
    Dog: Lord pleeeeeeeeeeeease tell him to hurry I’ve got to go out side reeeal baaaaaaaad!

  4. Boy: Dear God, please, please don’t let Mom make meatloaf for dinner anymore!!
    Dog: Dear God, please, please let the mom make meatloaf for dinner every night!!

  5. Boy: Thank you God for making me and everything in the whole world, especially my dog.
    Dog: Humble, silent woof. Humble silent woof. Humble, silent woof, etc. etc.
    Translated: Thank you God for making me and everything in the whole world, especially my boy.
    Can I play with him in Heaven some day?

  6. Boy:Thank you,God, for my new dog.
    Dog:Thank you,God,that I was adopted by this family and not Michael Vick!

  7. Dog: Thank you God for South Dakota Pheasants to chase!
    Boy: Thank you God for mom’s tasty Pheasant stew!

  8. Boy: Dear God, please help me not to wet the bed so that my dog can still sleep in it with me.
    Dog: Dear God, please help me not to wet the bed so that I can still sleep here with the boy.

  9. Boy: Dear God, I pray that I remember to put the toilet seat down after I am done, so momma will be happy with me.
    Dog: Dear God, please, please please let the boy remember to leave the toilet open so I can get a drink.

  10. Boy: Dear Lord Help mum not to find the frog I placed in my sisters drawer
    Dog: Dear Lord Help mum not to find the bone and shoe I place in her drawer.
    God: My children and creatures help keep life interesting

  11. Boy: Dear God, I’ve got a lot of things to pray about tonight, so first I’d like to thank you for being patient with me as I start by praying for each one of my classmates, then each of the United States …
    Dog: Dear God, the boy is kneeling on my tail!

  12. Oops, I’m sorry, I meant Deanna’s “Why cats?”, not Robin’s.
    I loved Robin’s ‘meatloaf’ next best. : – )