May 20th, 2013
Hi friends. It’s Lighten up Monday! So here’s my question today. Is panic ever justified? On this day it was. I can handle a mouse in my pant leg or a snake in my tent, but not this. Let me know if you like the clip and tell me what freaks you out!
Now let’s hear your story.
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May 16th, 2013
After opening the service in our small college chapel with the usual formalities, our guest speaker, an old man with a weathered face stepped to the podium. He wasn’t smiling as he began. “Most of us,” he said, “have moss growing on our butts.”
There was a collective, gasp from the conservative faculty and student body. I am certain the word “butt” had never been uttered within the walls of that little chapel. One of the deans rose halfway from his metal folding chair—then sat back down.
May 14th, 2013
If a little is good, a lot has to be better, right? Wrong! Want proof?
An Ambien might put you to sleep for the night. Six Ambien could result in a very long dirt nap!
Lifting weights can build muscle. Lifting too much weight can tear muscle.
A table spoon of castor oil is a laxative. A bottle of castor oil is a national security issue. I know! I drank a bottle as a child.
One final example……
May 13th, 2013
It’s Lighten Up Monday! Why in the world would I pray to ask God for confirmation that I should do something He already asked me to do? Because sometimes I am afraid to do what He wants me to do!
May 9th, 2013
I was on a flight from Harrisburg to Cincinnati. After a short delay, the flight attendant announced we were going to be a few minutes late because of paperwork.
Ten minutes later I looked out the window to see people cleaning bugs off of the wings with paper towels. Could this be what they meant by paperwork?
After another five minutes, the pilot announced that the plane had flown through a cloud of bugs the night before and now that the bugs were gone, we would have to wait while the ground crew filled out paperwork on the bugs.
We left thirty minutes late. I have some questions.