If God had texted the 10 commandments

Yesterday I got this in an email from MikeysFunnies.com I'm still trying to figure some of it out. Some of you hip people help me with #4 #5 and ttyl,JHWH

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments?

Originally from Jamie Quatro

  1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
  2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
  3. no omg’s
  4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
  5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
  6. dnt kill ppl
  7. :-X only w/ m8
  8. dnt steal
  9. dnt lie re: bf
  10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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10 thoughts on “If God had texted the 10 commandments

  1. Very interesting version of the Big 10.
    The help you need on commandment no.5 with ‘pos’. I believe it’s a code used with instant messaging. POS, Parents Over Shoulder, tells the others chatting to watch what they say.
    I was informed by my kids about this code. We spoke about hiding things from their Mom not being their greatest concern. There are NO secrets with God, AND that is a blessed promise OF comfort or a fearsome fact depending on ones heart condition.
    Blessings,Sherrie Allison