If God had texted the 10 commandments

Yesterday I got this in an email from MikeysFunnies.com I'm still trying to figure some of it out. Some of you hip people help me with #4 #5 and ttyl,JHWH

What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments?

Originally from Jamie Quatro

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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10 Responses to “If God had texted the 10 commandments”

1. Shanon L Fowler says:

   June 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm

   #4 No work on WeekEnd (Saturday for Now; Sunday Later)
   #5 Your Mom & Dad are Cool
   I don’t know what pos is
   ttyl = Talk To You/Ya Later

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2. Jane says:

   June 20, 2009 at 9:40 pm

   Well Jehovah is often written JHVH and Yahwey is written YHWH…

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3. ji says:

   June 20, 2009 at 9:58 pm

   pos = parent over shoulder

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4. Ian Durias says:

   June 20, 2009 at 10:02 pm

   LOL!

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5. Tina V says:

   June 20, 2009 at 10:03 pm

   Love it!
   Don’t get pos ok, but everything else is awesome.

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6. Tina V says:

   June 21, 2009 at 6:50 pm

   Pos..Should have got that one I’ve got kids!!!

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7. Jill Savage says:

   June 21, 2009 at 7:19 pm

   I love it, Ken! Thanks for sharing!

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8. SHERRIE ALLISON says:

   June 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm

   Very interesting version of the Big 10.
   The help you need on commandment no.5 with ‘pos’. I believe it’s a code used with instant messaging. POS, Parents Over Shoulder, tells the others chatting to watch what they say.
   I was informed by my kids about this code. We spoke about hiding things from their Mom not being their greatest concern. There are NO secrets with God, AND that is a blessed promise OF comfort or a fearsome fact depending on ones heart condition.
   Blessings,Sherrie Allison

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9. Deana O'Hara says:

   June 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

   OOH _ I did NOT know what POS was, ha ha ha… oh he is busted! ;_ LOL thanks Ken, cute post.

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10. Jan Parrish says:

    August 31, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Very funny. Tkflly I no most 10 commandments or this would have confused me.

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