I’m an archery hunter. Like the natives of yesteryear, I never leave anything behind. I eat what I hunt. In 1992 I took a goat from some of the most dangerous cliffs in Colorado. As soon as I got home I threw a piece of goat meat in a frying pan. Within five seconds my family was in the street …
Do You Really Want to Live for 450 years???
Some of the excuses people use for not exercising are flat out hilarious. I heard three that sounded pretty good at first blush, but further investigation poked big holes in the logic of every one of them. Warning! This post won’t change the world but I hope it makes you smile.
Mossy Butts
After opening the service in our small college chapel with the usual formalities, our guest speaker, an old man with a weathered face stepped to the podium. He wasn’t smiling as he began. “Most of us,” he said, “have moss growing on our butts.” There was a collective, gasp from the conservative faculty and student body. I am certain the …
How to Exterminate the Bugs in Your System
I was on a flight from Harrisburg to Cincinnati. After a short delay, the flight attendant announced we were going to be a few minutes late because of paperwork. Ten minutes later I looked out the window to see people cleaning bugs off of the wings with paper towels. Could this be what they meant by paperwork? After another five …
Think Before You Speak!
It’s Lighten up Monday! Someday I might learn to keep my mouth shut, until then I will probably be in trouble all my life. [youtube id=”PVdPJ-t833g”] I do hope that I will always be willing to speak of for justice and common sense and those who can’t speak for themselves. PLEASE comment on your TSA experiences. I want to add …